He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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