He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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