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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
my sisters under your porch take her home
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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