careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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