what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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