omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
this is an emotional support booty call
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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