Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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