She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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