there was a trapeze. enough said
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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