If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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