woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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