But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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