people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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