My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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