she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
im six kinds of drunk right now
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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