As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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