All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
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