Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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