But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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