Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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