Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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