Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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