When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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