So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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