chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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