you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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