I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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