I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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