clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
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