he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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