Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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