He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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