At least make sure they are 18
Why
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
We are all done wearing pants today
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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