Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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