So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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