I just pynch a tree in the face
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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