I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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