I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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