census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
