they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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