I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I want her autograph on my taint
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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