Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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