she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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