I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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