is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
either way he was missing a nipple.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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