Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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