That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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