I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
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