There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
40s are totally the cure
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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