I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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