Pregnant stripper...not hot.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
We are two peas in an std pod
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
