his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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