Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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