i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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